May 25, 2008 9:36PM
Last night in PLUS hostel. I was pretending to sleep when two boys checked in. I didn’t want to turn my head to discover they would both be ugly, so I just imagined they were hot and eavesdropped on their convo. One said “I cant wait to check out the ladies”. What a skeeze! The other had an accent. I finally turned over to find they were both unattractive and hairy. The jackass American had left the room, so now it was just me and the English guy. He was skinny and very gay. I don’t know if he knows hes gay, but he should. I left to get milk for my frosted flakes and I come back and its like standing in a sauna of cologne. He is wearing short white shorts, like underwear for girls, with big flowers on them. Nothing else is on him. Then he asks if I would fancy going for a walk and sharing some wine. Bahah. I refused and said I was tired. Good lord. When is life ever going to be normal?
